Clocks are a central part of many computing paradigms, and are mainly used to synchronise the delicate operation of switching, necessary to drive modern computational processes. Unfortunately, this synchronisation process is reaching a natural ``apocalypse''. No longer can clock scaling be used as a blunt tool to accelerate computation, we are up against the natural limits of switching and synchronisation across large processors. Therefore, we need to rethink how time is utilised in computation, using it more natu…