Researchers have long touted a vision of the future enabled by a proliferation of internet-of-things devices, including smart sensors, homes, and cities. Increasingly, embedding intelligence in such devices involves the use of deep neural networks. However, their storage and processing requirements make them prohibitive for cheap, off-the-shelf platforms. Overcoming those requirements is necessary for enabling widely-applicable smart devices. While many ways of making models smaller and more efficient have been de…