Multi-Messenger Astrology Article Swipe
G. Walker
,
Nick Ekanger
,
R. Gustafson
,
Sean Heston
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YOU?
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· 2024
· Open Access
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· DOI: https://doi.org/10.48550/arxiv.2403.19749
· OA: W4393854889
YOU?
·
· 2024
· Open Access
·
· DOI: https://doi.org/10.48550/arxiv.2403.19749
· OA: W4393854889
It has long been accepted that the cosmos determine our personalities, relationships, and even our fate. Unlike our condensed matter colleagues - who regularly use quantum mechanics to determine the healing properties of crystals - astrology techniques have been unchanged since the 19th century. In this paper, we discuss how astrophysical messengers beyond starlight can be used to predict the future and excuse an $\mathcal{O}(1)$ fraction of our negative personality traits.
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